Friday, May 16, 2008

SCHIFFONs

saadichya ranganvarun aathavla ...bhaartaat nirniralya jaati-jamatinche lok gunygovindane naandtaat asa mhantat ...tyaat lohar,kumbhar,shetkari,jamindar, ityadi jamaati samavishta astat ...pun yaat ajun ek jamaat aste ...ya jamaticha astitvahi tyatil ghatak jaanavu det naahit ...hi aahe ...SAADICHYA DUKANATIL MAANSAnchi jamaat ...Jamaat-e-khaas ...tumhi kuthlyahi shahrat aslat tari ...tai maai akkansathi ...saadya ghyayla tumhi jar gelaat ..tar Jamaat-e-khaas tumcha aavarjun swagat karte ...bara ..hi dukaana dandanit motthi, prashasta ..gajbajlelya lokwastit ...centrally located vagaire ...ashi astat ...daarachya kaacha tar thet SHIV karyakartyanni fodnyaasathich khaas banavlyagat...uncha ...swaccha ...ya dukananmadhe ...basnyachi vyavasthahi agdi khaas ...gaadya ..takya vagaire ...dukananchi naave .... RI ending aslyaas tumhi jaasti june vyapari aahat hech darshavta ...bara paaneri,laajri,soneri,gojiri,chanderi,pallari,mogri,kaveri,silveri,koyri,bahiri,mhatari,bichari .... maajhyasarkhyach kona eka khatyal isamane olya khadune ...sulabh shauchalaytla RI ending shabda....dukana shejarichya bhintivar rekhatlela disto Tar asha ya dukaanaat tumhi jeev muthit dharunach shirta ...pun tumhala ... RELEX karnyasathi Jamaat-e-khaas ...sajja astaat ..dukaanat shirlya shirlya tumhala tumchya chapla/boot kadhun thevayla laagtat ...shipai dekhil ...premane tya chapla kurvaalat stand var thevto ...tumhala ...YA NA TAAI chya haaka aikayla yetaat ...saadharan ....40-50 vayatil purush ...hiririne tumhala saadya dakhavnyasathi utsuk astaat ...shevti tumhi tyaatil ekasobat jaaun ...ekhadya gaadivar bastaan maandaycha asta ...mug .. TAAI KAAY GHENAAR ..CHAA/COPHY... naahi naahi mhanat tainni maan halavli ki mug ...THANDA GHENAAR...chivatpana sodat naahit he lok ...bara ...yaanche chehre aani aavirbhaav itke OSHAALE astat ...ki ...nakki ...CHAHA aaplya padri padnaar ki tyanchya hich shanka yete ...Taai kay baghnaar ? (chehryavar parat tech Oshaale hasya)
Mug taai dekhil NAVIN KAAY AAHE? mhanoon ... Sarva saadya dolyasamor asun dekhil tyanchya tondun aiknyaachi icchha prakat kartat...mug BAJET KAAY ? MHANJE KITIPARENT DAKHAU ? ( Gujrati shailitle khaas marathi ...tumhala fakta ithech milel)NEHMICHACH DAKHAV ...mhanoon TAI punha tyala pechaat paadnaar ...ya TAYANNA ...he SAAS-BAHU serial type khel khelnyat nakki kaay maja yete konaas thaauk ...tar aso ...HEE ..kh ... HEE ...kh....HEE .... asa karat aaple ...Bhagva aani piwla ...ya darmyaanchya shadeche aaple daat daakhavtaat ...Arre kaay re tu TE TAAINCHA NEMICHA DE NA BABA ...asa mhanoon ...aaplyavar odhavlele sankat ...dusryavar taaktat ...mug akheris ...samorchya TAAINCHI ...paise mojnyaachi aipat ...manatlya manat Calculate karun ...toh ...1000-1500 chya saadya paathav mhanto ...Dhaavat jaaun ...ek vishtila kaarta ...ek saadyancha dheeg samor aanun otato...KONTA COLOUR Dakhavu ...ke Konta PUN chaalel ...(bara ha CH ha ChaavaTt madla nasun Chaar madhla CH asto)He bagha Taai ...Ekdum navin ...fresh piece ...ekhadi nilya rangachi ...saadi ...jyachyavar ...dalbhadri quality che khade laavlele aahet ...aata ...tyanchya bhaashet yala KUNDAN mhantat ...EVDHI HALKI KASHI RE ...? HALKI quality aahe ka ? asa joke taainni maartaach ...HEE ..kh ... HEE ...kh....HEE .... cha once more padrat padto ...NAAY TAAI ...TE SCHIFFON material aahe ...ekdum light ...naay naay garam naay honaar bilkul ...mug 1-2 baajula karun tumhi dusra gattha baghayla suruvaat karta ....takrari karat ka hoina ...bara ...tumhala aavdli nasel tari dekhil ...ti plastic madhun kaadhun ...ughadun ...SWATAHACHYA angavar nesun daakhavnyache ya jamaatila apratim ved ...aata ekhadi tumhala aavadlich kinva tasa tumhi darshavla ki ... mug sampla ...ti KASHI vikli jaat naahi ...asha tayarine he maage laagtatEKDUM CHHAN DISNAAR ...SIMPLY PERFECT ANE BYES ...Taai tumhi gheun jaa ..naay aavadli tar me badlun denaar ...maaza gerenteetumhi bhaav cha tension gheu naka ...tumchaa dukaan aahe ...befikar raha ...

vagaire ghoshna deun mokle hota ...HO HO ... RAJKARNYAnchya JAMATI khalokhal ...hich ti dusri ...Saadi aavadlyanantari ...ajun pahaycha ATTAHAAS taai chalu thevtat ...aani he Jamaat-e-khaas olkhun aahe ...tyamule ...patience theun ...te tumhala ...pudchya saadya daakhvat rahataat ...KANJIVARAM,BUTTE,KUNDAN,SCHIFFON,BLOUSE-PIECE,WRINKLE-FREE,DHUP-CHHAV,DRAPE ityadi sahastra shabdanni tumchi VOCABULARY vaadhate ...Aajkaal hyaat ... Designer Saadyanchahi Dhumaakul aahe ...Arre woh RITU KUMAR la idhar ...asa mhanat ...kuthlya tari designerchya Chorlelya design varun banavlelya saadyancha dheeg samor yeun kosalto ...yaat ...RITU KUMAR,SATYA PAUL,MANISH MALHOTRA ...ityadi agresar aahet ...baaykaanchya baayki gappanbaddal tumhi aiklach asel ...pun PURUSHanchya BAAYKI gappa he tumhala FAKTA ITHECH milel ...woh aunty aai thi naa ...unka woh size ka problem hai ...to maine kya bola ke ...main change karke deta hoon ...lekin woh aunty bhi ekdum bekaar thi ...arre ...main bola jigness ko ke ...jaane de naa ...kar de change ...lekin ...jigness pe aur bhi bhadakne lagi ...vagaire vagaire ...tumhi decisions ghetana ...bakgrnd madhe he ASLA kaahitari chalu asta ...tumhala ekhadi saadi aavadlyacha decision tumhi ghetlaat ...ki mug pahile ...SWATAHABHOVATI drape karun dakhavtat ...tyaatla tumcha choice tyanna titkaach aavadto jitka tumhala ...te drape kelyavar ...laajunahi daakhavtat ...Asha isamanna ...me SCHIFFON mhanto ....mug tumhala ...DRAPE karun dakhavtaat ...madhech tumhala khush karnyaasathi ... tumchya haatavarchi mehendi ...kaay chaan kaadhli aahe TAAI ...asa mhanayla ...kuthlahi SCHIFFON maagepudhe baghat naahi ...Tikde Dusrya counter var ...kona eka ajastra mahilela ...saadit gundalaycha prayatna karnaare kaahi dusre kaahi SCHIFFONs Hyanchi speciality mhanje ...MULTITASKING .. he eka velela kamit kami 3.5 lokanshi bolat astaat ...te 0.5 mhanje phone kaanala laavun baslele astat tyasathi ...aani ya saglyanshi boltana ...

.kadhi konashi boltahet te kalatach naahi ...sagla mix hota ...."haan idhar medam kaa naap le ... eyyy gaffooor 3 no. box fek neeche ...medam ek minit haaan ... thoda kya hai ...diwali mein ...rush hai naa ...rehta hi hai .....manish ane ek 4 number na zabla aap ne jaldi .... toh mere paas aao aap ...main paisa waapas karega ...kolity garentee he medam .... paisa keedar bhaagta hai ...pelu customer setisfeksan impotent ho !!! .....aap dekh lo naa medam ...ganess .... jaldi bol usko ye ....kuvar ajay ka tericot ka jo 7 no.ka sab box pada hua hai ...mere ko shaam tak pement mangta he ....aur usko bol phone karne ko merko .... medam ye material alag hai ...iska same price nahi aata hai ...main kya hai ...aapko ... price tag badhake chipka sakta hai ...aur baad mein cum karega ...aap bhaav bolenge toh ...par apne ko kya hai ....imandari se jo do paise kamaega utna bus hai ... eyyyy ganess ...idhar ye dekh ... paaneri ka yellow mein ... sadma piece hai ...change kara jaldi .......medam ko change mat kara ...piece change kar ja jaldi .... aur woh naya RITU KUMAR la idhar .... hhaaan .... aao medam ....ye dekho"HI jamaat evdhi baayki kashi asu shakte ...te janmataha asech astat ka ...kaam karun karun ase hotaat vagaire hya research saathi aapan soduya ...
Ek schiffon dusrya schiffon la laajunach Greet karat asto ...adhun madhun tumhaladekhil ...Aata tumcha decision final jhalela asto ...Evhana ...tumhi ...pudchya 4 paiki ...sarvaat aadhi ji aavadaleli ...tich uchalta ...Me mhanalo na tumala ...tumchyavar ekdum byes disnaar ...tumhi gheun tar jaaa ...paisa kuthe palun jaatoy ...HEE ..kh ... HEE ...kh....HEE .... Aani aata vel yete BHAAV karaychi ...yaat hi mandali ...aaplyala nakkich gundaalat asnaar vagaire asha ...avirbhavane ...TAAI ...kimmat jari AADHI tharvalyaevdhich asli ...tari kami karnyasaathi Sharthine ladhtaat ...Kaahi tai tar mulaatach manaat tharavun gelelya astaat ...swatahachya nakalat ...ki ithun saadi naahi ghyaychi ...mug ...asha velela ...SCHIFFONs aslya TAYANsamor hartaat ...pun baakichya TAI ... manaashi dharlela aakda aani ...Purshitle paise ..yaancha aadhava ghet ...dheer karat ...shevti ...saadi ghetaat ...10 vela ...LEKIN kuch hoga toh nahi na ? accha hai na ? problem naahi na istrikeli tar ?vagaire ...asha queries ...aata gheun yetat ...jya saadi select kartana kelya paahijet ...pun tya ugachach astat ...Schiffons dekhil ...BEFIKAR raha ...chi tape chalu thevto ...shevatparyant killa ladhavto ...AANI akheris ...TAAI saadichi pishvi gheun baaher padtaat ....aani GUARD ...punascha tya chapla KURVALUN ...tyanna parat karto ...

JAMAAT-E-KHAAS cha punha ekda vijay hoto !!!

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