PGRTF

well me Bhartachach freedom celebrate kartoy!some events hv happnd in the recent past ...which made me realise ...that ppl in india r not really free to do wot they want ...but m workin towards it ...by gettin politically involved ...to straight-away reach the root cause ...EXACTLY this ...the expression u got on ur face wen i just mentioned politics ... m working towards changing that ...aani ...mumbaitlya meet baddal me geli kityek dashake ladhtoy ...pun nyaay naahi ..many members who post regularly are from mumbai ...yet always its the pune meet that is arranged ...aso ... pune tethe kaay une ( m sure ...this sentence is not exclamation ...but a question ...i wud just like do add one more KAAY ...after kaay ...pune tethe kaay kaay une ? lol)Pakao Girls Repelling Task Force ..(PGRTF)well ...its a special task force ...that works for me and 100 such innocent guys/men who get in trouble ...because of some girl fallin for them ...invariably ..PAKAO ...and then repell them from horrifying innocent ..decent ..kids like us ...so that we can fall for some NON-PAKAO ones ...hahaha ...neways ..even u can do this for me ...criteria for being PAKAO :

1) she calls u with sweet adjectives ONLY ...u tend to forget ur own name ..

2) tries to establish a contact wid ur parents ...aunty...uncle ...euwwww ...

3) likes vanilla ice cream with LOTSSS of chocolate and then bugs u for buyin it for her

4) doesnt like bikes ...adventure ...rock music ...

5) barely has any general knowledge ...for eg. ...who is our home minister ?

ans ... sonia gandhi ...sumthing like that ...

6) shopping is the only necessity in her life ...and can be divided in 3 very boring stages ...

i) just roaming and checking out the shops .

ii) checkin the price and walkin out

iii) bargaining and buyin sumthin really stupid for much more price than its worth ...but havin a feelin of winnin this world with that bargain deal ...

7)never comes on time ...gives lame excuses ...

8) will keep callin u wen u r busy with ur frnds ...and then embarasses u ...by talkin sumthin ...highly mushy mushy .

9) wears sumthing really stupid ...wen u expect her to be really decent in frnt of ur frnds ...for eg. ...sumthin that resembles an umbrella ...

10) doesnt let u talk to ur FEMALE frnds ...because ...she thinks ...thats wot they call being possessive ...

11) doesnt read books ...and brags abt ...dan brown or mario puso ...wen she knows ...that ...the guy already has gr8er knowledge than her ...

12) likes rose syrup wid "KALINGAD JUICE" ... and will tell u how its superior to KOKAM SARBAT ....

13) IS BORING TO DEATH ...TOO MANY POINTS TO BE INCLUDED ...